Thursday, November 25, 2010

more of the same crap but today it's US Thanksgiving crap !!!!!

Happy Gobble day to everyone in the US of A....Except BT....I am still pi$$ed at him, for his Shemp remarks,  plus everytime he thinks about it he giggles like a frigging girl....Chris asked for a picture yesterday & I said no, why he asked ?  Hummphh I don't want you saying that I looked like Moe or Larry, his response was, "Would I do that ?  I told him that the apple don't fall far from the Tonner tree, plus my feelings are very fragile right now...
went out yesterday to Kens Wing house for lunch and then did one Flea market, I almost bought BT a tee shirt that said "Property of Jesus" then I gave my head a shake, and looked for one that said "property of Satan"...came away empty handed I am sorry to say......if anyone can tell me where to buy one let me know.....I even tried www.gotohell.obama, but they are sold out...went into one of those megga huge honking souvenir stores along 192...you know the ones that have a friggin merlin head the size of New Jersey on the  top, they have everything Disney and a whole bunch of other shit as well....my fav is a pair of tighty whities that say on the ass "World's best Fart Machine"  I know two people that I could give them to....Both of them have the David underwear from Pisa.....you know the ones,( if you haven't seen them), they have in full grey colour on the back "The Davids" ass, then on the front, David's junk (as they are wont to call it now)...unfortunately they only came in one size....on some of the wearers the ummmmmm "junk" is distorted a great deal and on the other other not so much.....getting back to the fart underwear, Chris only wears boxers so I thought nahhhhhh, and if you can't read them all the time, then only one other person would appreciate the sense of humour, and I've already seen it, so I passed.....BT wouldn't wear them to Dr. Schatzmans so what was the point.....
getting ready to watch some serious football today, our thanksgiving dinner has been thawed and we will put them on the BBQ later....going over to the beach on Sat to see BFF and Hawk....spent most of the evening on the phone with Keurig I bought myself a Keurig mini brewer, and BFF decided to get one for herself, then came the torture of trying to get the coupon code you know the one buy 2 big boxes of K cups and get the next two absolutely free.....well mine worked just great, then it came to doing hers....well lets say the people at Keurig are very very lucky that they are not even remotely close to Davenport FL because each and everyone of them would have nowhere to wear their hats....dealing with them is like banging your head against a brick wall.....it feels so &^%*%#@ good when you stop....OMFG a requirement of working there must be, that you have a GPA of 12...unfortunately their website is NOT USER FRIENDLY......note to self and to the rest of the world.....struggle with the website it is much easier that dealing with the BDF's that are cleverly disguised as Customer Service Reps.. ok enough rambling for one day...

4 comments:

  1. I like the dog house....I'm the only one barking!

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  2. Becky,

    I am so glad you finally have a blog! It is so much easier reading all of your hilarious thoughts now!

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  3. keep'em coming Becky...I have my morning coffee and laugh with you each day...

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